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Feb
9th
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ohinternet:

Suck it, guys! I’m going on a date with Barney Stinson on Monday, October 12th, 2016 at 3:45AM.

Apr
22nd
Tue
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Yeah, this dude just took it middle school.   source: Your Mom Jokes in the Toilet

Yeah, this dude just took it middle school. 

 source: Your Mom Jokes in the Toilet

Apr
17th
Thu
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Yes, I see the irony in reblogging this.

Yes, I see the irony in reblogging this.

Apr
10th
Thu
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What will Rick Astley never do? - sporcle
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Travelling

Somehow, I have the very sad feeling that the closest I’m going to get to doing any international travelling is going to Google Maps and looking at foreign lands through “Satellite.”

Mar
8th
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Larry David: On the Red Phone - Politics on The Huffington Post
Feb
21st
Thu
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eHarmony TV commercials: good advertising towards the ordinary single person, or parade of people I wouldn’t fuck, even at gunpoint?

eHarmony TV commercials: good advertising towards the ordinary single person, or parade of people I wouldn’t fuck, even at gunpoint?

Feb
13th
Wed
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Dear Internet:

 I got my first cock shot at work today! (I work in the photo section of a drugstore) I color-corrected it and everything! Sorry I don’t have a copy of the picture, but it was around a 90 degree angle, sometimes going 60 degrees.

If you haven’t seen a picture of a penis by now and you are over the age of 12, I’m sorry Google has failed you.

Jan
27th
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Oh my god, my ability to commit is so bad I can barely keep up a tumblelog.

Jun
24th
Sun
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We had a beach day. It wasn’t bad. photo by Brianne Bear

We had a beach day. It wasn’t bad.

photo by Brianne Bear