Yes, I see the irony in reblogging this.
Somehow, I have the very sad feeling that the closest I’m going to get to doing any international travelling is going to Google Maps and looking at foreign lands through “Satellite.”
eHarmony TV commercials: good advertising towards the ordinary single person, or parade of people I wouldn’t fuck, even at gunpoint?
Dear Internet:
I got my first cock shot at work today! (I work in the photo section of a drugstore) I color-corrected it and everything! Sorry I don’t have a copy of the picture, but it was around a 90 degree angle, sometimes going 60 degrees.
If you haven’t seen a picture of a penis by now and you are over the age of 12, I’m sorry Google has failed you.
Oh my god, my ability to commit is so bad I can barely keep up a tumblelog.
We had a beach day. It wasn’t bad.
photo by Brianne Bear
