are you serious?

Tiffany Le is a writer who digs the occasional meatball sub, thinks shiba inus are very handsome dogs, and fears being farted on by the person in front of her while walking up stairs.

"Who are you to talk? You French-Canadian kissed her mother, which is my name for French kissing when it bums everybody else out."

— Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) to Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock

"It’s like Jay-Z says: ‘Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up. There’s nothing you can do.’"

— Liz Lemon

In Defense of Liz Lemon

For all the Liz Lemon haters out there, tl;dr Liz Lemon is actually awesome and you are wrong.

Liz Lemon: You know what, this whole thing is unfair. You’re juggling two beautiful women while I have to pay to have kickballs whipped at me. This is gender inequity out the yang.

Jack Donaghy: This has nothing to do with the slight difference in our genders.

Liz Lemon: Yes, it does. The older you get, the more distinguished you are. Meanwhile, I’m reading a book called “Hide Your Arms, Hide Your Anger: Dating Over 35.”

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, I am successful romantically because I am confident, open and positive. You are negative, pessimistic and in danger of becoming permanently sour.

WE DIDN’T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK! PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON MARS!

(I thought this screencap was funnier with the quote than the actual one.)

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Your breast is falling out of your bra and I can see all of it.

This happened to me a few weeks ago, but luckily I was with Marianne and not a very handsome man.

Strange Burials

tamburina:

Space Burial: A company in the USA called Memorial Space Flights will now launch your loved ones cremated remains in to outer space for a fee. In addition, they will provide you with a memorial service and an excellent spot from which to watch the rocket launch off with the remains. Because of the high price involved in each launch, the company only launches a small portion of the remains – the rest of the ashes are scattered to sea if you wish. Once your loved one is in space, you can go online to view the location of the rocket as it travels in its permanent orbit around the earth. The company offers a variety of different services to suit your budget: brief orbit and return to earth ($695), permanent orbit around earth ($2,495), launch to surface of the moon ($9,995), and launch into deep space ($12,500).

You actually CAN circle the globe in a coffin rocket!

It’s all about Anna Howard Shaw Day today, because, well, it IS Anna Howard Shaw Day.