are you serious?

Tiffany Le is a writer who digs the occasional meatball sub, thinks shiba inus are very handsome dogs, and fears being farted on by the person in front of her while walking up stairs.

"That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy."

— Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

Quirkyalone (noun): someone who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than dating for the sake of being in a couple.

I’ve finally found a word for my lifestyle!

Quirkyalone is not anti-love. It is pro-love. It is not anti-dating. It is anti-compulsory dating. We tend to be romantics. We prefer to be single rather than settle. In fact, the core of quirkyalone is the inability to settle. We spend a signficant chunk of our lives single because we hold relationships to a high standard.

Worrrrd.

Uh, Facebook, what exactly is THIS better than?

Liz Lemon: You know what, this whole thing is unfair. You’re juggling two beautiful women while I have to pay to have kickballs whipped at me. This is gender inequity out the yang.

Jack Donaghy: This has nothing to do with the slight difference in our genders.

Liz Lemon: Yes, it does. The older you get, the more distinguished you are. Meanwhile, I’m reading a book called “Hide Your Arms, Hide Your Anger: Dating Over 35.”

Jack Donaghy: Lemon, I am successful romantically because I am confident, open and positive. You are negative, pessimistic and in danger of becoming permanently sour.