I had a dream last night that I was dating some hot famous dude (I think it was Ryan Gosling) and then I made out with Jon Hamm, and possibly-Ryan Gosling was totally cool with it. I think my brain’s rewarding me for all the hard work. Maybe I should deprive myself of sleep more often.

The Colbert Report segment “My Fair Colbert: Stephen Colbert’s Crown Jewels”, in which Stephen Colbert learns the proper British way to drink tea and how to meet royalty without making an ass out of yourself. Probably.

This put me in hysterics so intense I nearly threw a chair across the room, so yeah, it’s worth it to watch all three.