I hated these “Shit Blanks Say” videos from the first time I laid eyes on one and couldn’t pinpoint why, but Josh Kurp from Warming Glow summed it up perfectly in his description of the “Shit Tim Allen Says” video above:

It’s brilliant, a response to the fact that no one’s actually saying anything in the Sh*t videos. They’re just a series of observational non-jokes that even Carlos Mencia wouldn’t steal (probably). “I ALSO hate it when that stoplight never changes to green when it’s below 50 degrees on the third Tuesday of every May outside of that bar that means something to me, but NOTHING to anyone else.” It’s the lowest form of comedy – not unlike Tim Taylor’s “Home Improvement” he-man grunts and UHHHHHNNNNs.

(Source: warmingglow.uproxx.com)