"Who are you to talk? You French-Canadian kissed her mother, which is my name for French kissing when it bums everybody else out."
— Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) to Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), 30 Rock
"It’s like Jay-Z says: ‘Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up. There’s nothing you can do.’"
— Liz Lemon

For all the Liz Lemon haters out there, tl;dr Liz Lemon is actually awesome and you are wrong.

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Your breast is falling out of your bra and I can see all of it.

This happened to me a few weeks ago, but luckily I was with Marianne and not a very handsome man.

It’s all about Anna Howard Shaw Day today, because, well, it IS Anna Howard Shaw Day.